Jack-O-Lantern

This is basically what would happen if Jack-O-Lantern from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy would compete for most fangirls against Audrey II from the Little Shop of Horrors.

Seriously, who would YOU rather date?

Jack?

Jack: Hello kiddo! The name's Jack and I'm back! *laughs* Are you feeling lonely this Valentine's Day? Look no further cuz' I am the answer to your problems. I need some loving too, so come over to my house and let's make out. *evil smirks*

OR

Twoey?

Audrey II: Hey little lady, hello. You're really cute as can be. You lookin' mighty sweet... Naw, it ain't Jackie! *laughs* It's me! Hi there... My name's the Audrey II, but you can call me Twoey. Even though I'm a giant plant to be honest, I am pure male and have a heart. I guess you heard that I eat humans... I can't help it. It's what keeps me alive. I might eat you but if I really like you, you will stay alive in me forever. I have an appetite for you, you can say *rubs his stomach* I don't have Jack's powers, but at least I would care for ya. If you want we could have a dinner date together, my treat, I'll be waiting, sweetheart.

Basically, I'd pick the man-eating plant to be my date. That is in my opinion. But Jack is cool too...

Vote for your favorite plant guy in the comments below. Thanks^^

~Jess